The Goyage Begins

we may not be able to define what it means to be goy, and would like to think of it in the least derogatory way possible, but we sure as hell know what they do and like. today we post our inaugural list of goyisms, with many more to follow. one new goyism will be added everyday - suggestions welcome. engoy yourself!

vinyl siding
unused bath salts
lake activities 
good credit
hand sanitizer
Hidden Valley
shaped balloons
short term anniversaries
Centrum A to Zinc
packaged cruises
saying hi
lawn ornaments
pancakes at Denny's
monogramming
settling down
trusting your doctor
couches with built in lazy boy sectionals
values
angel food cake
enrolling your kid in karate
collecting spoons from all 50 states
Glade
artificial ponds
real fireplaces
Christmas decorations up by Halloween
Pepsi
making payments
the idea of staying at the Best Western
the Oxygen Network