if you've ever come across someone who says, "yeah, I'm just the easy going type...it takes a lot to make me mad!" (followed by a generous smile, and then a blanketed, hollow stare), they are most likely experiencing the all too common goydrome of, "bottling it all up."
don't worry, there's nothing you can do.
goy's are like ticking time bombs, with no fuse. when everything is going wrong, it's just going that much more right. argumentative feelings about getting another dog, the dread of going to work, accepting a burnt breakfast from your loved one are all responded to the same way - with the radiance of a routinely flossed grin and an a-okay! from a freshly sanitized hand.
everythings good! really goy-in' good!
It's always the neighbor you borrowed the ladder from that goes postal. And after they go postal and get their ass hauled off to jail, you decide to keep the ladder, because really, what are they going to do with a ladder in jail?
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